Public Announcement:
Anywhere you find these words – either in oxford dictionary or in Anokey goes to England text book, they are the inventions of Kaunda, the Online President.
They are my words. I brought them into existence.
Word number 1: Udiot.
After careful analysis of the word “Idiot”, I realize it is a reflexive noun. It is actually a “self insult” because it begins with “I”.
The full meaning of “Idiot” is “I am diot”. So to actually insult someone (and not yourself), you must replace the “I” with “You”, so that it becomes “You are diot”, and that is abbreviated as “Udiot”.
Please check Version 99.99 version of the Oxford Dictionary. The word “Udiot” is right there. Other variances are Hediot, Shediot, WeDiot and DemDiot (ThemDiot).
Word Number 2: Zoomting.
This is straight forward. It means “Zoom” Meeting. So if you are having a meeting on zoom, you can say I am having Zoomting. This actually can be used to reference any online meeting, regardless of the platform. Just like how people sometimes say “Just send me whatsapp on Telegram”. You know the word “Twit” is not a generic word too, it does not mean a small blue bird alone.
Word Number 3: Computer Being
This is straight forward. An artificial intelligent agent is called a Computer Being. Unfortunately, they are now smarter than Human Beings.
Word number 4: Kuman Being.
This is also straight forward. It needs no explanation. It means a human being from Kumasi.
Word number 5: Hungergership.
That is a situation where one is experiencing Hunger, Anger and real Broke (Hardship). That particular point where you get no money and hungry and your wife comes to ask you money for evening food. That experience is what is called Hungergership. You can form another sentence as “Ghana is currently facing economic Hungergership”
End of announcement.