True to God, this one derrr, “man y3 no yie koraa”. Ano do am well kora.
This morning, as usual, i decided to experiment another dish.
This one derr, ebe fried egg.
I did Asumasi own give am normal. But I wanted to do something unprecedented for myself. Something that she go envy. Something that will be an invention.
So, I crashed the egg into a bowl and God bears me no witness: I added everything ”addable” that I found in the kitchen.
At the end, I dont know what I did but it looked nice.
“You have no share in this inheritance”… I told Asumasi…
And to make that clearly clear, I picked a plate and placed a spoon in the middle. The spoon divided the plate into northern and southern hemispheres.
I put Asumasi’s in the northern hemisphere and put mine in the southern hemisphere.
So the spoon served as the Mediterranean Sea that separated the two hemispheres.
All this is to make sure she does not even smell the scent of mine nameless dish.
And I warned her equally: “Do not trespass”.
By brothers and sisters, when I finally tasted mine, it was as horrible as Harry Maguire’s defensive strategy.
Now, how do I trespass to the northern hemisphere to enjoy the fruits of my labour?